ALL ABOUT THE BLOGGER

I am composed of 206 bones, approximately 10 pints of circulating blood, an estimated 10 trillion cells making up my body, and a shocking 300-500 million kicking spermatozoa!

 The first time they would hear my name, they would picture me as a man with colossal muscles, well-shaped abs, thundering voice and a gladiator beard. But when they finally see me, here comes the word disappointment.

Well anyways, I don’t really mind those judgmental people (bitter). My name is Brandon, the best name I have known as far as this human race is concerned (big grin). I agree that my name doesn’t fit me that well. I have a beer belly and fats seem to have thrived well inside my body that it would not go away no matter what exercise I do. Well let’s face it no one is perfect. I repeat, NO ONE IS PERFECT!

I’ll let you guys know me by simply answering some random questions. Ok so let’s begin:

Brandon, if you will be the chairman of the National Historical Commission, may we know if you want to modernize our historical symbols?

Yes.

So tell us, if you are to make suggestions, what will now be our:

Pambansang Sayaw?

Hmmm…Teach Me How to Dougie.

Pambansang Awit?

Kendeng- kendeng.

Pambansang Isda?

Nemo.

Pambansang Ibon?
Angry Birds.

Pambansang Laro?

Temple Run.

Pambansang Puno?

Niyog.

Pambansang Pagkain?
Kwek-kwek.

Pambansang Sapin sa paa?

Havaianas.

Pambansang Parke?

Ocean Park.

Pambansang Pasalubong?

Collette’s Buko Pie.

Pambansang Hayop?
Kabang.

Pambansang Bayani?

Siyempre si Ninong Manny!

Ok now, if you are to choose between:

Money or fame?

Money.

Cigar or liquor?

Liquor.

Robber or kidnapper?

Robber.

Pusher or user?

Pusher.

Shabu or marijuana?

Marijuana.

Tong-its or pusoy?

Tong-its.

Laptop or notebook?

Laptop.

Hard or beer?

Beer.

Beach or pool?

Beach.

Gym or mall?

Mall.

Basketball or football?

Basketball.

What is your favorite color?

Blue.

What is your favorite song?

Love of my life.

What is your favorite food?

Sinigang.

What is your favorite drink?

Beer.

What is your favorite pastime?

Thinking.

What is your favorite movie?

Bold movies.

Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Courage. (the cowardly dog)

What is your favorite chocolate?

Toblerone.

What is your favorite tv show?

That’s entertainment.

What is your favorite soap opera?

Mula sa Puso.

What is your favorite disease?

TB.

What is the brand of your favorite underwear?

I don’t wear one.

What is your favorite toy?

Army men.

What is your favorite hot drink?

Tea.

What is your favorite pen?

Uni.

What is your favorite fruit?

Jackfruit.

What is your favorite shirt?

Baleno.

What is your favorite watch?

Timex.

What is your favorite cell phone brand?

Samsung.

If you were a doctor, what are you?

Gynecologist. :D

What is your favorite street food?

Proben.

If you were to live somewhere else, where would it be?

Galapagos Island.

Where is your favorite hangout?

My bedroom.

What irritates you most?

Stupid people.

What is your favorite subject?

Values Studies.

What is your favorite mathematical operation?

Addition.

If you were an athlete, what are you?

A wrestler.

Who is your favorite boyband?

Backstreet boys. (yahoo!)

What is your comfort food?

Camote fries.

What is your favorite finger?

My middle.

What is your favorite Christmas carol?

Sa may bahay. (was that the real title? :D)

What is your favorite animal?

My neighbor.

Who is your favorite hero?

Manny Pacquiao.

Who is your favorite senator?

Lito Lapid. (oops! I thought you’re asking my favorite action star! :D)

What is your favorite Filipino movie?

Mula sa Puso (the movie)

Who is your favorite singer?

Arnel Ignacio. I mean Arnel Pineda.

What is your favorite time of the day?

Midnight.

Where do you shop?

Divisoria.

Who is your favorite director?

Wenn De Ramas. lol Steven Spielberg.

What is your favorite tagline?

May liwanag ang buhay. (meralco) :D

Who is favorite comedienne?

Babalu.

What comes to your mind first when you hear the name:

Noynoy?

Unproductive cough.

Miriam?

Dictionary.

Lito?

Translator.

Midas?

Gay.

Mike?

Helicopter.

Juan Ponce.

Earphones.

Jimeno?

Wow.

Renato?
Condo.

Gloria?

Jail.

Niel?

Never mind.

Sotto?

Eat bulaga.

Joker?

He’s not. :D

Pia?

Fun run.

Ampatuan?

No comment. :D

What you see is what you get. That’s me.

I don’t have much that’s why I am not afraid to lose. I think the secret to a happy life is the realization that life will not give you the best; rather it will give you what is fair.

The best part of life is to experience failures and disappointments. These things will make you stronger and mature. The more you fail, the greater your chance to become successful. The reason why some people commit suicide is the mere fact that they are not properly equipped with ways to handle stress and failure.

I still have a long way to travel, I hope. I believe in luck but I never believe in destiny. Everything happens for a reason. There’s a reason why we fail. There’s a reason why we succeed. There’s a reason why we are still breathing. And, there’s a reason why we have to eventually die.

Enjoy Life!